It doesn’t matter if you’ve been to CrossFit once or 100 times. These tweets will make you laugh off that WOD, that is, unless your abs are so sore it hurts!
If you put your ear up to somebody who eats Kale & Quinoa, you can actually hear them doing Crossfit.
– A_B (@Anon_imosity) April 21, 2016
i use crossfit to avoid my personal problems in life
– wario (@pizzaboyfriend) April 19, 2016
I tried to pay my Crossfit instructor in kale and infinity scarves today but then I remembered the pizza guy hates that nickname.
– Felix Felicis (@LuckoftheDraw86) April 22, 2016
friend: how hungover are you tho?
me: i ateRelated posts